She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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