oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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