I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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