We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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