I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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