he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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