Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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