Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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