I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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