This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
They took my balls.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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