I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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