turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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