did you get engaged???
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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