YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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