I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So squirting runs in the family.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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