Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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