so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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