life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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