i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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