should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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