No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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