In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so that wasnt chicken after all
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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