so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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