What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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