its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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