That's intense
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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