Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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