that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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