At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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