sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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