I'm really into asian looking animals
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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