It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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