guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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