There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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