You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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