Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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