i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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