i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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