Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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