I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
did you just send me my own nude
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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