she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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