Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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