Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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