She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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