I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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