Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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