You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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