How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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