OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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