I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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