They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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