where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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