he thought i was a dude.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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